Natalie Portman NOT Dating a Billionaire
According to recent reports, beautiful, talented, effervescent actress and totally sweet girl Natalie Portman is definitely not dating British billionaire Nat Rothschild. 
This totally is not happening! No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Noooooooooooooooo!!!!
A source told the newspaper, “A casually dressed Natalie and a female friend pulled up in a chauffeured Audi at around 9pm and went into the restaurant. Nat (Rothschild) arrived on foot five minutes later. After three hours Natalie came out with her pal, who was holding hand’s with Nat’s friend, and they got into her car. A bit later, Nat ran down the street, jumped in next to Natalie and they all drove off.”
That doesn’t mean anything. What, she can’t have dinner with an incredibly rich and world-traveled friend? C’mon. You’re just being an asshole about all this. I know Natalie, and she wouldn’t do this. She’s way, way too smart and grounded to get involved with some faggoty-assed limey pretty boy. Serious. So, you know, just stop talking about it, because you’re wrong.
And if I see that Rothschild prick, I’m totally gonna get my ass handed to me by his bodyguards.
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January 27th, 2007 20:17
Ms Portmania may be smart, but she’s not clever enough to even come close to a guy who’s not been on TV, is filthy rich, stinking successful or playing the rocker some weeks on MTV…she may never find ‘the right guy’ but never try it honestly…
it’s damn true that between the gleaming moneysack (with a small dick) and the nice guy next door (well endowed) the girl ALWAYS gets it for the successful prat. physics or something.
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