Pisstina Aguilera

For those of you who were disappointed when Xtina 86′d the spent and filthy act, fret not. The pop diva still has some drrrty habits:

She tells Blender magazine in its November issue that while on tour, during a backstage costume change, she went pee-pee in a bucket standing stark naked in front of a roomful of handlers. Still, she’s not so embarrassed by it: “I’m very comfortable with my naked body,” she says. “There’s probably even some video of me peeing.”

First the Screech dirty-Sanchez movie, now a Xtina pee video. Looks like celebrity sex-tapes are so 2004. It’s time for famous-people scat porn. By next Christmas we’ll be stuffing our stockings with the Britney Shits on Kevin DVD. Mark my words: If I have to film it myself using GI Joes and a stray ferret, it’s going to happen. In fact, it may have already happened this morning.

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