300,000,000 in the Hizzy
The population of the United States hit 300,000,000 million this morning. Nobody knows which baby put us over the top, but whoever he or she is, they’re the 300,000,000th American in the world. Woooo! USA! USA! USA!
The United States government, as one would expect, is clearly stoked, as its pulling out all the stops to celebrate this momentous moment in our nation’s history.
“Census Bureau employees planned to mark the moment Tuesday afternoon with cake and punch.”
Cake and punch! Wooooo! USA! USA! USA! Ain’t no party like a Census Bureau party, y’all! USA! USA! USA!
Elsewhere around the world the news was met with less excitement. Said Chinese baby #1,306,313,819, “You ain’t all that, American baby #300,000,000. Go fuck yourself.”
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