Only Their Mother Can Tell Them Apart
Evolution experts, laboratory reports and Schwarzenegger films have confirmed that human beings will eventually be split into two categories of species: hot, sexy giants and ugly, retarded elves.
The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative. They would be a far cry from the “underclass” humans, who will have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.
Scientists will base future species classification solely on results compiled at AmIHotOrNot.com.
[W]ithin a thousand years, humans will evolve into coffee-coloured giants between 6 and 7ft tall. But centuries of sexual selection – being choosy about one’s partner – was likely to create more and more genetic inequality.
This came as fantastic news to Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, whereas Sean and Sutton Spears-Federline were less than enthused.
Other predictions included: Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people.
Please, Wesley Snipes, wherever you are, tell us, who will we bet on?!!
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