74% of Americans Think Congress Can Suck My Balls
According to a recent poll, nearly three-quarters of Americans would like to see Congress unzip my pants, pull my scrotum out from my underwear and place my ballsack in its mouth.
This is up from January, when only 69% of Americans wanted the pleasure of hearing Congress slurp happily away at my nutbag.
Update: Rolling Stone weighs in on how Congress should be massaging the underside of my hanging brain with its soft warm tongue.
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