Whacka’d by Macca
In new court documents, Heather Mills has accused Paul McCartney of abusing her and being an all-around sadistic motherfucker:
The charges are just the latest salvo in Mills’ bitter divorce from the ex-Beatle. In her Daily Mail interview, Mills claims McCartney:
- Abused her on four separate occasions, allegedly stabbing her with a broken wine bottle during one of the attacks.
- Is an alcoholic and a heavy drug user who refused to stop abusing substances despite promising to do so before the couple were married.
- Tried to stop her from breastfeeding their daughter Beatrice, telling her “they are my breasts.”
- Forced her to cancel surgery because it interfered with his vacation plans.
Geez, was she married to Sir Paul or the dude from Sleeping with the Enemy? We’ll bet dollars to donuts that she next accuses him of beating her with her own fake leg. That would pretty much make this the best domestic violence story ever. There’s a “waiting for the other shoe to drop” joke in here somewhere, but we’re simply not clever enough to make it.
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October 19th, 2006 10:17
[...] Macca Attackas Backa A day after Heather Mills lobbed a number of scathing shit-bombs his way, Sir Paul McCartney has hit back at the allegations in a statement by his lawyers: “Our client would very much like to respond in public and in detail to the allegations made recently against him by his wife and published in the press, but he recognises, on advice, that the only correct forum for his response to the allegations made against him is in the current divorce proceedings. Our client will be defending these allegations vigorously and appropriately.” [...]