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    The father of the boy Madonna adopted says he didn’t realize that his child would permanently live with the pop diva. Yohane Banda says he’s illiterate and misunderstood what the term “adoption” actually meant.

    “I cannot read and write so I relied on what the (government) officials told me that the papers said Madonna would look after the child the way the orphanage planned to educate him and then he comes back to me,” Banda said.

    Banda says he still has not received a copy of the adoption papers he signed. He says he’s also missing some towels, a couple bars of soap, and a v-neck sweater. “I really loved that sweater. When I lent it to Madonna she told me she’d give it right back and that I was the most brave and amazing man she had ever met. What gives?”


    3 Responses to “The Material Girl Pulls a Fast One?”

    1. Ian
      October 23rd, 2006 13:09
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      She only wants his eyeballs.

    2. Junkiness » Blog Archive » Save the Last Dad
      October 25th, 2006 15:34
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      [...] Madonna, Britney Spears and Tara Reid have already expressed interest in adopting the child. The Lukes, however, are holding out for an offer from Plan B. [...]

    3. Junkiness » Blog Archive » Sharon Osbourne Hates Madonna, Babies
      October 27th, 2006 14:21
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      [...] Sharon Osbourne is disgusted with Madonna – and not even because of her music. The outspoken wife of bird-head-gnawing rocker, Ozzy Osbourne, (the woman slinging ham over your fence right now) is critical of the pop star’s recent baby-snatching. “It is a crock of s**t. If she wants to help the kid she should have got the father a little trade going, a fruit stand or something like that and built him a mud hut… She bought a baby for God’s sake.” [...]

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