If Tits Make You Happy
“Every experience in your life begins to inform your art. I’m getting ready to make a new record, so, it’s going to be all about breasts. I’m at a point now in my life where I’m not going to force myself to do anything. I’m just going to enjoy my life as it comes.”
Junkiness has exclusively obtained the tentative tracklist for the new record. The songs include:
- Strong Enough (To Be My Mams)
- My Favorite Nipstake
- A Change Would Boob You Good
- There Goes the Knockerhood
- Cleavaging Las Vegas
- Everyday is a Winding Areola
- All I Wanna Do (Is Have Some Fun (With My Rack))
In a related story, Farrah Fawcett is working on an album about her butthole.
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October 23rd, 2006 13:03
Wow. There are seven Sheryl Crow songs. Who knew?
October 23rd, 2006 18:29
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