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    Some people look to their parents for advice. Others seek guidance from a member of the clergy. But not Matt Damon. He gets his advice from a higher power:

    Damon credits Mickey Rourke with giving him the advice he needed to succeed in Hollywood…

    Damon says, “He sat me down and said, ‘Don’t mouth off to people in Hollywood, like I did. You gotta be on time and disciplined. I f**king blew it.’”

    Other useful tidbits offered by the actor-turned-boxer-turned-”actor” include…

    • “No one ever went broke working their way down to becoming the poor-man’s Michael Madsen. Don’t take my word for it. Just ask Michael Madsen.”
    • “They say you can’t survive by wearing food and eating clothes, but to them I say, explain 1993.”
    • “Never turn down a script featuring a character named Harley Davidson or The Marlboro Man.”
    • “Bowel movements are overrated. Just hold it in. Eventually you’ll sweat it out, and the look on your face will make broads think you’re really deep. How do you think I landed Lisa Bonet?”
    • “The key to fighting a grizzly bear is the same as the key to fucking one: Bite the ears.”

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