B-List Heroes Strike Back Against the Hollywood Liberal Elite!
Not to be outdone by a jittery, tiny Canadian, a few brave celebrities have made an ad to counter Michael J. Fox’s claims about stem cell research and his support for Question 2 on Missouri’s ballot. Enjoy!
I find it hard to choose a favorite part. Jim Caviezel speaking in Aramaic is hard to beat; so, too, is Kurt Warner talking from prison. But I think Patricia Heaton saying she knows exactly what lower income people will do for money takes the cake. She’s SO RIGHT. Poor people are ALWAYS seduced by complicated medical procedures. They’re like bugs to bug zappers when it comes to that sort of thing. In fact, this whole stem cell issue would be moot if we didn’t have poor people around. Then us rich people could do what we want and not have to worry about poor people doing stupid dumb poor people-type stuff. Sure, there’d be nobody around to clean our houses, but maybe we could train the handicapped to do it. The handicapped love feeling like they’re useful!
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October 27th, 2006 10:14
There’s something hilarious about this advert starting out with Jim CaJesus speaking in Aramaic. What did he say? “CLONES BAD! BUSH GOOD”?
Also, something about that irritating Patrica Heaton voice makes me angry. It must be those damn Jewel commercials. I couldn’t get past all of the irritating voices on that stupid show of hers to actually watch it.