Simpsons Displaying an Strongy Grasped in Englishes Languaging

Ashlee Simpson put her well-dressed foot in her acid-refluxed mouth when she tried to promote Skechers shoes in London today.
“Skechers is brand that is not afraid to going the beyond. I look forward to representing Skechers clothing line; I also hope to add a few more pairs to my wardrobe.”
“Now McDonalds!!” she continued. “Me want McDonalds!”
Ashlee later confessed that she misspoke, and blamed it on her band.
When reached for comment, Simpson’s father Joe said, “Eh, I’d still fuck her.”
[Source: Just Jared via Mollygood]






October 26th, 2006 13:27
That last line proves that Junkiness is not afraid to going the beyond. (Beyond to realms of incestuous chin-butt sex.)