Old McFederline
Fearing
Hollywood might corrupt his children, chart-bottomer Kevin Federline has decided to pack up the family and move:
“Showbusiness is no place for kids. Even though my wife did it, and it turned out OK for her. Actually, it turned out a lot better than OK. And if that means I take my family out of Los Angeles to grow up on a farm, then that’s what I’ve got to do.”
Asked what he would grow on his farm, K-Fed replied, “I don’t know, yo. Maybe busghetti; I love busghetti, yo. Or maybe I could grow some Chinese food. Do eggrolls grow on trees like apples or in the ground like Cheetos?”
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November 1st, 2006 12:21
[...] Kevin Federline can’t seem to make up his mind. First he was planning to move his brood to a farm. Now he wants to go to Africa: “I want to go to Africa – I think it’s a place where you can go and really, really help people and make a difference. And it’s also a place I want to see – I’m into the safari animals and all that stuff. I grew up watching the Discovery Channel.” [...]