Fortunate Son
Anna Nicole Smith is concerned about her late son Daniel, whom she fears is trapped in the afterworld with no one to turn to.
“I’m afraid that he’s stuck. I’m afraid that he has nowhere to go. I don’t have anybody that’s dead that he can go to. He was very small [when former husband J. Howard Marshall died], and I’m just scared that he doesn’t know anybody and he’s afraid.”
Anna Nicole plans to re-bury her son with large breast implants, explaining, “I know mine always helped me meet people.”
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February 20th, 2007 22:01
Nice..nice post.
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