Rod
Joe Simpson is getting a run for his money for The Greatest Father on Earth in the History of All-Time award. Turns out Rod Stewart thinks his daughter Kimberly’s fake tits are awesome:
“One of my daughters was a bit flat-chested so she had implants. She’s got a lovely pair now. Nothing wrong with it, I reckon, if it does wonders for a girl’s confidence.”
Added Stewart, “Of course, when the light hits her right, you can still see some suggestion of cellulite on her thighs. And her ears are ever-so-slightly asymetrical. And her labia protrudes from her vagina a little more than I’d prefer. Once she gets all that fixed, then I’ll think about maybe loving her. In the meantime, the lights stay off when we have sex.”





