Scarlett Johansson Makes Porn for Blind People
Evidently
there’s a website that claims to have an audio recording of a famous young actress performing oral sex. It’s commonly been agreed upon that the starlet in question is Scarlett Johansson. Now, the owners of the site are planning to sell the recording:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Sorry for the delay. We needed to get some advice before proceeding.
This will be the process:
Let’s skip the marketing 101 with lower perceived price points of $19.95 or
$19.98.
The price is $20.
We will be using Paypal. No exceptions.
Wow, twenty bucks for audio porn? Can I get it on a wax cylinder?
Not to be outdone, Lindsay Lohan is planning to release a hot and steamy telegram of her fingering some dude’s b-hole for $39.95. And for a ham sandwich, Tara Reid will send you a drawing of her clitoris via carrier-pidgeon.
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November 6th, 2006 20:48
I’ll bet she sounds fat, too.
November 6th, 2006 23:25
I just want to state unequivocally and on the record than Scarlett Johansson is an attractive female, and furthermore I would put my pee pee inside her and then take it out and repeat the process until said pee pee has some sort of reaction to the stimulus.
And i’d make a MP3 of it.