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  • Monkey Trouble

    Citizens of New Dehli are fighting a monkey uprising:

    The Madhya Pradesh government asked the supreme court not to force it to accept 300 stray monkeys rounded up in the national capital, New Delhi, after judges earlier ordered the pesky primates to be relocated there.

    “The behavior and pattern of living of these monkeys has led to serious problems for local inhabitants,” the state said, arguing that the urbanized monkeys showed absolutely no fear of humans.

    Locals reported the monkeys were likely to wreak all kinds of havoc, including “raspberries,” climbing tall buildings, playing baseball, “checking in”, and punching people in the face for saying “right turn.”


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