The Junkiness Editors

Darci Ratliff is the creator and editor of Kittenpants.com and the book If I Did It: What Might Have Happened in the Last Seven Years which is most likely being advertised on this site right now. She writes for Comedy Central, The Dallas Observer, and at least two other blogs. She likes to watch movies about triumphant nerds.

Matthew Tobey A purple pigment similar to rhodopsin, found in the rods of the retinas of freshwater fishes and certain frogs. Built the City of Floating Blogs on rock and roll.

Our Contributing Editors:

Christopher Monks writes regularly at utterwonder.com. Contrary to popular belief, he is not Val Kilmer. If you happen to meet Christopher, and he claims he is Val Kilmer, don’t believe him. Simply call for help. Things will get sorted out shortly thereafter.
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Ian Something grew up in a small town in rural New York City, where he quit school at age 31 to help his Pa and his Ma and his other Pa grow prize turnips in the lush and fertile soil that collects on the roofs of subway cars. When not flinging flaming arrows of satire from his icy keyboard of wit and mixed metaphors, he enjoys breathing, consuming solid food, and extreme sunbathing. For more of his piquant observations on current events, pop culture, and turnip-farming, visit his website, Wrapped Up Like a Douche.
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Wayne Gladstone lives in Maine with his family, and enjoys crafting fiction that nice people don’t like. If Wayne were a restaurant, he would be a defunct roadside Roy Rogers sharing space with a wildly successful Bob’s Big Boy.
Visit him at Wayne Gladstone Lives In Maine.
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Franky Pelvis is the enormously prolific author of the blog HolyFuckingFuck.com. He has a white belt in Tai Kwon Do*. Franky was the first man to catch an STD from viewing online pornography.

*I know Mr Miyagi says belts are bullshit. Whatever.
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Uncle Sloppy is our resident comic artist and herbal yoga instructor. In his off-time he likes to play rock and/or roll for all the kids.

See more Uncle Sloppy comics at sloppyworld.com.

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Geoff Wolinetz is busy writing books with his cohorts at Yankee Pot Roast, but makes time for some really great J-nay posts, and some even better zingers in our email threads. In his spare time, Geoff likes watching hot Jewish nerds solve crimes using math.
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