It was bad enough when news came out about Rush Limbaugh carrying Viagra on a trip home from The Dominican Republic. But now, just as I was finally starting to get the images of his pasty, pathetic, perpetual boner out of my head, comes word of who he was plunging that pasty, pathetic, perpetual boner into:
“Rumors were swirling around Capitol Hill and beyond Tuesday that Rush Limbaugh is dating actress Mary Lynn Rajskub, who plays Chloe O’Brian[sic] on the Fox series “24.”
“If you saw the papers over the weekend, including The Washington Post, there were photos of Limbaugh planting a big kiss right on Rajskub’s lips during a dog-and-pony event at the Heritage Foundation.”
That’s right, the sexy-in-a-nerdy-way chick from Mr. Show and 24 has been tainted by Rush Limbaugh’s taint. What’s next? Tina Fey fucking G. Gordon Liddy? Samantha Bee felching Karl Rove? Morgan Webb fisting Jerry Falwell?
[Update #2: The kiss is supposedly in this video on The Heritage Foundation website. It's like 2 fucking hours long though, so good luck finding it. The video is 2 hours, not the kiss.]