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I Just Threw Up In My Soul a Little

ItBlech was bad enough when news came out about Rush Limbaugh carrying Viagra on a trip home from The Dominican Republic. But now, just as I was finally starting to get the images of his pasty, pathetic, perpetual boner out of my head, comes word of who he was plunging that pasty, pathetic, perpetual boner into:

“Rumors were swirling around Capitol Hill and beyond Tuesday that Rush Limbaugh is dating actress Mary Lynn Rajskub, who plays Chloe O’Brian[sic] on the Fox series “24.”

“If you saw the papers over the weekend, including The Washington Post, there were photos of Limbaugh planting a big kiss right on Rajskub’s lips during a dog-and-pony event at the Heritage Foundation.”

That’s right, the sexy-in-a-nerdy-way chick from Mr. Show and 24 has been tainted by Rush Limbaugh’s taint. What’s next? Tina Fey fucking G. Gordon Liddy? Samantha Bee felching Karl Rove? Morgan Webb fisting Jerry Falwell?

Hold me.

[Update via Lindsayism: Could this be a good thing? Could Mary Lynn be poised to annihilate Limbaugh emotionally like she once did to David Cross and Jon Brion? Developing...]

[Update #2: The kiss is supposedly in this video on The Heritage Foundation website. It's like 2 fucking hours long though, so good luck finding it. The video is 2 hours, not the kiss.]


16 Responses to “I Just Threw Up In My Soul a Little”

  1. Dennis lu
    June 28th, 2006 15:33
    1

    I can spit better than a dumb baby.

  2. mert
    June 28th, 2006 16:00
    2

    At least he’s not plunging that pasty boner into Mr. Bauer; what would that mean for the state of greater Los Angeles? Nay, the world?

  3. Sam M.
    June 28th, 2006 17:14
    3

    Don’t besmirch Morgan’s name like that.

  4. InfoNote :: Rush Limbaugh dating Mary Lynn Rajskub :: June :: 2006
    June 29th, 2006 09:59
    4

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  5. Edgar
    June 29th, 2006 13:40
    5

    I’m pwetty sure that’s the wust fing I’ve evewr seen!

  6. Fabiola Thing
    June 29th, 2006 14:12
    6

    I have always liked her, but if she’s a Republican she can kiss my ass.

  7. Johntfs
    June 30th, 2006 01:18
    7

    Actually, it’s looks very much like Mary Lynn is “closing her eyes and thinking of England.” Ten to one this ends up in her stand-up act or as talk show fodder.

  8. rightwingprof
    June 30th, 2006 11:31
    8

    My respect for Chloe just went up about a hundred notches, knowing she must not be another mindless anti-American moonbat.

    The speculation about Rush’s penis or where it may or may not be going, well, that’s the realm of liberals.

  9. mtobey
    June 30th, 2006 11:45
    9

    The speculation about Rush’s penis or where it may or may not be going, well, that’s the realm of liberals.

    And in who’s realm did speculation about President Clinton’s penis fall?

  10. Glim
    June 30th, 2006 13:29
    10

    When she said a result of being on 24 is that more strangers touch her, I thought she was referring to Limbaugh, as they don’t come much stranger…

  11. Critter
    July 1st, 2006 19:02
    11

    Good for Rush.

    When his personal life can also get the Libs into a frenzy it is a bonus.

  12. Critter
    July 1st, 2006 20:23
    12

    “And in who’s realm did speculation about President Clinton’s penis fall?”

    Last time I checked Rush didn’t hold the highest office in the land.

    He also didn’t lie in front of a Grand Jury in which he commited a crime by committing perjury.

  13. rightwingprof
    July 5th, 2006 13:44
    13

    And in who’s realm did speculation about President Clinton’s penis fall?

    We didn’t have to speculate. We had testimony.

  14. konhj
    August 26th, 2006 23:06
    14

    “good idea,good site !”said by ????

  15. polumadnada
    December 2nd, 2006 22:45
    15

    polumadnada…

    polumadnada…

  16. Right Wing Nation
    January 20th, 2007 13:17
    16

    [...] I paid it little mind, and just discovered that the “reality-based community” was all over it — more to the point, they took the fact that Rush has a crush on Chloe (anybody who listens knows that) and kissed her at the forum and have decided that the two are having an affair (see here, or here, or here [...]

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