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Ashlee Simpson’s Immense Integrity Contested

For decades, pop-singer Ashlee Simpson has maintained the world’s respect and kudos for her unwavering probity and moral-character. But is she fallible afterall? A leading magazine thinks so:

“In the July edition of Marie Claire, a pre-nose job Simpson declared, ‘Everyone is made differently, and that’s what makes us beautiful and unique. I want girls to look in the mirror and feel confident.’

“In the time between the cover interview taking place and publication, Simpson underwent a rhinosplasty operation at a Los Angeles clinic on April 21 and has since had long blonde hair extensions.”

Other Simpson statements now under scrutiny include:

“I think people should become successful for their accomplishments, not for who their sister is or which record executives they’ve blown or which Popes they’ve assassinated in exchange for a VH-1 reality show.”

“I would never lip-synch. Only Nazis, puppy-rapists and Pope-assassinators lip-synch.”

“Pope John Paul II died of natural causes. I’d stake my Mensa membership on it.”


2 Responses to “Ashlee Simpson’s Immense Integrity Contested”

  1. A. McBride
    August 6th, 2006 19:52
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    “Okay, I could take or leave Ashlee Simpson, some of her music is okay but not a huge fan.”

    “However, this is a bit confusing…

    (from top of story on this page)

    ‘For decades, pop-singer Ashlee Simpson has maintained the world’s respect and kudos for her unwavering probity and moral-character. But is she fallible afterall?’

    “Just wondering how she could have maintained our respect for “decades” when she’s just two decades old her self? Hmmm…could your writers be using old stories and just replacing the necessary areas to suit their new topics or are they just lazy and unwilling to proof-read anything they write?”

  2. Junkiness » Blog Archive » Ashlee Simpson’s Unflappable Integrity Defended
    August 7th, 2006 12:53
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    [...] As previously reported here, a feud has erupted between 2024 Presidential hopeful Ashlee Simpson and Marie Claire magazine. Simpson was quoted in the mag’s pages as saying… “Everyone is made differently, and that’s what makes us beautiful and unique. I want girls to look in the mirror and feel confident.” [...]

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