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JUNKINESS EXCLUSIVE!!! BABY SURI!!!!

In your FACE, skeptics! Pictures were [finally!] released today of Suri Cruise, the baby daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise.

Like Scientology, the existence of Suri has been met with a lot of skepticism, because (also like Scientology) the idea that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had intercourse at least once just doesn’t make any sense.

But that’s all over now. Suri’s realness has been exposed!! So put away your doubt-hats, you doubting doubters. Real, irrefutable photos of a blurry child near a window were made available exclusively to Junkiness:


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