To say the Internet has stripped our society bare has to be the understatement of the millenium. The Internet has torn off our clothes, peeled away our skin, melted off our muscles and chipped away our bones down to the deepest, darkest marrow. For proof look no further than this article about a web-community for people who want to fuck Sonic the Hedgehog:
These people would like nothing better than to bend Sonic over a chair and fuck him right up his little blue asshole. Or maybe they’d love to pound into Amy Rose while she beats them senseless with her giant mallet. And those are the least insane fantasies you’d find on this forum. These sexual deviants can combine fur fetish, scat fetish, pedophilia, rape fantasies, bestiality, voyeurism, slash fiction, and some other shit no one’s ever even heard of into a horrific cocktail of anti-erotic madness that will leave you wondering whether you should be laughing or crying.
Here’s a screencap of a post by someone who wants to eat Sonic’s vomit and drink his blood. Warning: Reading it will probably make you want to join Al Qaeda. On the bright-side, my burning desire to spoon with Q*bert doesn’t seem too weird anymore.
[Link via Franky]