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Apparently Still One Straight Guy in the GOP

First there was Mark Foley. Then Jim Kolbe. And then Idaho Senator Larry Craig. These days, you can’t help but wonder if the entire Republican party has befriended Dorothy. As it turns out though, there might actually be one member of the GOP who enjoys penis-in-vagina sex, so long as said vagina is underage.

After Dana Milbank mentioned a new Republican page scandal involving a 16-year-old girl on last night’s Countdown with Keith Olbermann, the question on everyone’s mind was, “Who is this lecherous lesbian?!” But according to a diarist at The Daily Kos, it’s actually Illinois Representative Jerry Weller, a man:

Gonna have to trust me on this, but I have fantastic information that Weller R-IL (11th District) is the next one coming down in the page scandal. Can’t reveal source.

When reached for comment, RNC chair Ken Mehlman said, “I know Jerry Weller. Jerry Weller is a friend of mine. And Jerry Weller is no hetero. The party of Lincoln will not stand for this salacious slander, girlfriend!”

One Response to “Apparently Still One Straight Guy in the GOP”

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