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Blamer vs. Blamer

Last month, Karl Rove promised an “October surprise” that would affect the upcoming mid-term elections.

This week, Newsweek reports Al Quaeda is also promising an October surprise.

You know, I’m not really sure that “surprise” is the right word here. When these guys promise a surprise, its not ever gonna be, like, a puppy or something. It’s not like Mid-Term Election’s parents got divorced, and first Karl Rove buys him a new skateboard, and then Al Quaeda takes him to Disney World, and the next thing you know, the kid’s fat on ice cream, has a $1,000-a-day coke habit and can’t figure out why he’s so angry all the time.

Or maybe it’s exactly like that.

One Response to “Blamer vs. Blamer”

  1. Junkiness » Blog Archive » Cruel Intentions
    October 30th, 2006 15:51

    [...] Shit! We were promised an October surprise and here it is. Hollywood dream couple Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are splitsville. The couple’s rep released a statement to TMZ Monday morning that says “We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time.” [...]

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