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Sexiest Pig Alive Dies

George Clooney’s pet pig, Max, died on Friday. The 300-pound pot-bellied pig had been Clooney’s pet for the last 18 years. TMZ:

Clooney once said that his longest relationship ever was with Max, his personal porker. The oinker had serious health problems — he had arthritis and was partially blind. In 2001, Max was accidentally hit by a car driven by one of Clooney’s friends.

Clooney was not available for comment, but his spokesperson says he and pal Danny DeVito were heading out for some lemoncellos and bacon.

One Response to “Sexiest Pig Alive Dies”

  1. The Evil Beet » Blog Archive » Late-Night Links
    February 28th, 2007 03:42

    [...] George Clooney’s pet pig dies. Perhaps this will send him into a drunken emotional tailspin, hitting up Hyde every night with new BFF Stavros Niarchos, culminating in a glorious George Clooney crotch shot. Is that too much to ask?? [Junkiness] [...]

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