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I Saw Johnny Kissing Underage Claus

John Mayer took a break from his duties as Jessica Simpson’s jockey and groomer to surprise a teenaged audience member with her first kiss on Saturday:

The singer … paused between songs to comment on the various signs held up by audience members. He said to one female fan, “Yours is a little bit more complex, multifaceted. ‘Sweet 16 and never been kissed. Wanna be my first?’” … He then went into the crowd and gave the birthday girl a quick kiss.

When informed of the incident, fellow entertainer R. Kelly said, “That gives me an idea!” and within hours his website began offering free downloadable signs for fans to bring to his future shows:

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