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Anna Nicole Adjusting Well to Afterlife

Although Anna Nicole Smith tragically left this Earth today, she’s begun her time in the hereafter with the same can-do spirit that characterized her life.

The late Ms. Smith arrived in Heaven this afternoon, and is already attempting to make the best of a tragic situation, sources say, although not without controversy–the former model is defending her immediate decision, upon reaching the Celestial Kingdom, to become engaged to God.

“It’s not about the money,” Smith insisted to reporters, “We’re totally in love!”

One Response to “Anna Nicole Adjusting Well to Afterlife”

  1. Badinia
    February 12th, 2007 15:44

    I don’t have a joke, I just wanted to say how much I LUUUUUURVE this entry.

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