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He So Crazy

Publishers of AsianWeek, a weekly San Francisco-based newspaper are apologizing for a column that appeared in its February 23rd edition. The column, written by Kenneth Eng, was titled “Why I Hate Black People.” In it Eng lists reasons for, well, why he hates black people, for instance because he thinks they are “Weak-willed” for being enslaved for 300 years.

The column was among several written by Kenneth Eng, who has described himself as an “Asian Supremacist.” Previous columns have been titled “Proof That Whites Inherently Hate Us” and “Why I Hate Asians.”

Eng, who also writes science fiction (his book, “Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate” is currently ranked #94,245 at Amazon), says one of his goals in life is to:

Resolve the paradoxes that belie the quest for perfection. I must determine how to infallibly alter any reality of the Multiverses to my bidding, while maintaining cosmic perfection and symmetry.”

So not only is Eng a racist, but he’s a plagiarist, too! Those are MY words! He lifted them straight from my high school yearbook. See for yourself:

See you in court, Kenneth!


3 Responses to “He So Crazy”

  1. Ian
    February 28th, 2007 14:33
    1

    ZORK REPRESENT!!

  2. mtobey
    February 28th, 2007 15:15
    2

    If resolving the paradoxes that belie the quest for perfection involves driving really bad, he just might pull it off.

  3. Scooby
    February 28th, 2007 19:27
    3

    Hey Ken–if Asians are so superior, how come they’re so lousy at math?

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