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Mayans Are Neat Freaks

Mayan leaders say they will “spiritually cleanse” an ancient site President Bush and the First Lady will visit during their current trip through South America. Bush plans to visit the ruins of Iximche, a former Mayan capitol. Said a Mayan spokesperson:

“That a person like (Bush) with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States, with the wars he has provoked is going to walk in our sacred lands is an offense for the Mayan people and their culture.”

The spokesperson added, “Plus Laura is a skank. We don’t want her skanky skankiness skanking up our stuff. Girlfriend is skanktageous.”


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