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Breaking News: Sinbad Possibly Dead?

The internet is abuzz with whispers that Sinbad, beloved sailor, comedian and all-around fellow, might possibly have perhaps passed away. (Maybe.)

This could be the most historic maybe-death since the short window between the initial “American Joke Anna Nicole Collapses, Ha Ha!” reports, and their replacement with “American Treasure Anna Nicole Dies [Sob]!” stories 45 minutes later.

So before it’s official, we’d like to go on the record: We never liked Sinbad!

UPDATE: Say it ain’t not so!

8 Responses to “Breaking News: Sinbad Possibly Dead?”

  1. MM
    March 15th, 2007 11:09

    You are a butt head JERK! Who likes you!

  2. mtobey
    March 15th, 2007 11:33

    Goodbye, America’s Black Rose.

  3. MLW
    March 15th, 2007 12:15

    Well is it true or not! Quit playing! People play too much!

  4. Sahar
    March 15th, 2007 12:57

    So disrespectful…the man has passed away and you are going to hell with gasoline drawers on. Sinbad you were loved and may your soul rest in peace.

  5. Ian
    March 15th, 2007 13:11

    Unless the man hasn’t passed away, in which case your drawers are made of plutonium.

  6. Chyanne
    March 16th, 2007 21:07

    fuck u guy why are u guys gonna waist pplz time wit this shit!

  7. Scooby
    March 16th, 2007 21:17

    Learn to spell your name, Chyanne, and then we’ll talk.

  8. heh
    December 2nd, 2007 01:22

    Names can be spelled in weird-ass ways, so I’ll give (her?) that, but (she?) needs to learn how to spell AT ALL before we talk.

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