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Breaking: Latest Facts on Sinbad Possibly Not Dead

Junkiness is hard at work gathering the latest facts in the Sinbad possibly not dead investigation. Here’s what we have so far:

  • At approximately 9:28 a.m. this morning, mail was delivered to Sinbad’s home.
  • Overhead surveillance shots of Sinbad’s residence revealed a roof.
  • At the time of Sinbad’s last medical visit, his physician deemed him “alive.”
  • If you play Jingle All the Way backwards, it still sucks.
  • Sinbad was rumored to be signing autographs at an L.A. Dollar Tree, but upon closer inspection the autographs read, “Best Wishes, Kid n’ Play.”
  • Sinbad recently told friends he could be Dannielyn’s father. Or grandfather.
  • Odors emanating from Sinbad home were linked to an old copy of First Kid.
  • Ugly oversized sweater was found in an L.A. dumpster reeking of failure.
  • Suicide note proven false as it was funnier than most of Sinbad’s material.

We will keep you posted. In the meantime, we’re reminded of the old joke: “If there were an internet rumor about the death of a brother, I think it would go a little something like this . . . “

2 Responses to “Breaking: Latest Facts on Sinbad Possibly Not Dead”

  1. Ian
    March 15th, 2007 14:41

    I just read an article called “Study links sense of humor, survival“, which means he might be dead after all.

  2. Meghan
    March 16th, 2007 08:26

    he’s not dead he’s going to be in melbourne, fl at the king center near BCC soon!

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