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UPDATE: “Sinbad Dead” Dead


Well, after twenty-four hours of conjecture and rumors, the horrible news we’ve dreaded has finally come to pass. That’s right—the rumor that beloved American comedy icon Sinbad is dead… is dead:

Despite rumors that comedian/actor Sinbad died in March 2007, the 50-year-old entertainer is alive and well. The misinformation that he passed away from a heart attack was merely part of a prank spread through a phony on-line biographic entry.

So although our cherished rumor has passed on, those of us left behind have a solemn duty to carry on with our lives, remembering the good times we had with the rumor, not its sad demise. For I believe the rumor would want us not to mourn, but to live joyously in the knowledge that it has moved on to a happier place, where the sun is always shining and Sinbad is always dead.

Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

(Follow the complete saga here, here, and here.)


10 Responses to “UPDATE: “Sinbad Dead” Dead”

  1. kittenpants
    March 15th, 2007 18:21
    1

    The new rumor is that Sinbad is dating Rumer Willis.

  2. Ian
    March 15th, 2007 18:53
    2

    I don’t want to live in a world where Sinbad isn’t not un-dead.

  3. johnny h.
    March 16th, 2007 00:55
    3

    i just saw him at a gig i worked for in palm springs, he may actually be dead and re-animated. that would explain his “act”

  4. Kevin
    March 16th, 2007 11:10
    4

    saw him in Philly in December coming from Denver…..lost his bags and was pissed

  5. Tom_Sizemore
    March 16th, 2007 11:25
    5

    Now Sinbad can get back to dying on stage!

    (rimshot)

    Thanks Ed Shaughnessy!

  6. deb
    March 16th, 2007 21:30
    6

    y’all are pathetic. Faking someone’s death and being happy about it. Absolutely pathetic.

  7. digibrill
    March 17th, 2007 02:35
    7

    hey deb, I am sure Sinbad will thank you for your concern in the afterlife.

  8. Erick Green
    March 26th, 2007 19:12
    8

    that aint right and yall no it whoever did it is really gonna regret it

  9. principalgirl
    March 26th, 2007 21:54
    9

    Sinbad is a doll baby and very funny…dead and undead. I would go to his show and raise him from the dead if he really was…he is great!!! and very cute!

  10. heh
    December 2nd, 2007 01:25
    10

    “Erick Green

    …whoever did it is really gonna regret it”

    umm, why?

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