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Naughty Astronaut Story Gets Nuttier

Lisa Nowak, the diaper-wearing, failed-kidnapper astronaut, is back in the news. Authorities revealed yesterday that among the items found in her car was a CD full of bondage photos.

Nearly all of the 16 images found on the disk depicted bondage scenes, according to a forensic examination report by the Orlando Police Department. Some of the images showed a nude woman and others were drawings. The documents did not make clear whether Nowak was the woman in the photos or who the disks belonged to.

Said Nowak to reporters, “How you like ‘dem apples? Think Larry Birkhead or Don Imus can top that? I think not! I’m back in the limelight, bitches! Boo-ya!”

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