There are many proud moments in Judaism’s long history: the birth of monotheism; the receipt of the 10 Commandments; and the reclaimation of the State of Israel. But today, might be our proudest moment. Mandy Moore tells Elle Magazine:
I’m here for you, Mandy! No foreskin. Love my mom. And funny? Oy Gevalt! You never heard such funny! Just check out the site. (Okay, most of it was written by a bunch of WASPs and an Italian, but I have a few.)
And let me say, your devotion to Members of the Tribe like me is truly impressive considering you used to date Zach Braff. I promise, Mandy. If you go out with me I will NEVER write some sappy, Indie screenplay as an excuse to roll around with Natalie Portman. Never.
Okay, gotta run now. Need to write some jokes and not eat pork. Call me.