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    Powell Endorsement Blows McCain Campaign

    Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

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    Probst Hosts TV’s Bucket List

    Monday, October 20th, 2008

    the-bucket-list.jpgFrom EW.com:

    Survivor’s Jeff Probst has created — and will host — a new reality pilot for CBS… The show, Live Like You’re Dying, will feature a person who has been given a terminal diagnosis with a finite amount of time to live and “take them on the last adventure of their life,” according to Probst.

    “It could be playing guitar with Eric Clapton or jumping out of a plane into a volcano,” Probst explained to EW.com. “Whatever it is that you’re still desiring to do in your life — we want to make it happen.”

    Viewers hope that at least one person will live the adventure of canceling Survivor.

    [via Videogum]

    Howell Endorsement Cinches Obama Win

    Monday, October 20th, 2008

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    A surprise twist in an already surprising election, millionaire Thurston Howell, III, has publicly announced his support for Democratic candidate, Barack Obama.

    A resident of Newport, Rhode Island and a Harvard graduate, Howell’s support of Obama’s campaign comes as a lethal blow to the McCain camp.

    A McCain representative seemed unphased, stating, “It’s probably just because he’s black.”

    Sarah Palin’s Speeches Getting Out of Hand

    Friday, October 17th, 2008

    Keith Angry!

    Thursday, October 16th, 2008

    MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann takes McCain to school re: his hurt feelings over campaign mudslinging.

    Olbermann makes Sam Kinison look like Steven Wright.

    [Clip via WLAMTA]

    McCain Mimes How Nancy Reagan Broke Her Pelvis

    Thursday, October 16th, 2008

    Wacky!

    “Stella ain’t the only one who got her groove back!”

    [pic via Farts, etc.]

    McCain: As President I Will Start All Speeches With “Get Well Soon”

    Thursday, October 16th, 2008

    In last night’s Presidential debate against That One, McCain started off with a trademarked hospital-shout-out — this time to former First Lady Nancy Reagan, who is apparently healing her broken pelvis.

    The Maverick just can’t help himself – he has a lot of friends in the hospital. I guess he’s just at that age.

    Meanwhile, in the race for Plumberdent, a rising star took center stage.

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