Who likes Don Imus? Pornographers. That’s why Kick Ass Pictures is making a donation to Imus’ retirement fund each time you purchase the adult DVD named for the racist (and racy?) phrase he made famous.
[T]hey are releasing a new adult DVD tiled “Nappy Headed Ho’s.” They say $1 from the sale of each DVD will be donated to a retirement fund for fired Don Imus.
The film will feature “girls with closely twisted or curled hair (the dictionary definition of ‘nappy’), who have sex for money (the dictionary definition of ‘ho’).” This promises to be a great leap for society.
So great a leap, in fact, that other scandalized public figures have begun producing porno flicks to finance their own causes. Coming this fall to a DVD warehouse near you:
Major League Assholes: helping Haliburton match Cheney’s 401k contributions
Rude Thoughtless Little Pig Sluts: raising money for Alec Baldwin’s custody battle
Huggin’ The Tar Baby, Macaca Bukkake and Nubile, Nasty, and Niggardly: a triple feature in support of the Congressional Preservation of Antiquated Language and Kickball League
Isaiah Washington’s F–got Fuck Party: funding the Grey’s Anatomy star’s costly sensitivity rehab
Sugar Tits Fucks Lebanon (aka Passion of the Christkiller): proceeds go to the Mel Gibson Holocaust Memorial