Survivor’s Jeff Probst has created — and will host — a new reality pilot for CBS… The show, Live Like You’re Dying, will feature a person who has been given a terminal diagnosis with a finite amount of time to live and “take them on the last adventure of their life,” according to Probst.

“It could be playing guitar with Eric Clapton or jumping out of a plane into a volcano,” Probst explained to EW.com. “Whatever it is that you’re still desiring to do in your life — we want to make it happen.”

Viewers hope that at least one person will live the adventure of canceling Survivor.

[via Videogum]

A surprise twist in an already surprising election, millionaire Thurston Howell, III, has publicly announced his support for Democratic candidate, Barack Obama.

A resident of Newport, Rhode Island and a Harvard graduate, Howell’s support of Obama’s campaign comes as a lethal blow to the McCain camp.

A McCain representative seemed unphased, stating, “It’s probably just because he’s black.”

Olbermann makes Sam Kinison look like Steven Wright.

[Clip via WLAMTA]

“Stella ain’t the only one who got her groove back!”

[pic via Farts, etc.]

The Maverick just can’t help himself – he has a lot of friends in the hospital. I guess he’s just at that age.

Meanwhile, in the race for Plumberdent, a rising star took center stage.

His lanyard says, “I’m Batman.”

[Bat tips via Fishboy]

Sources claim Levi was born fully clothed, prompting Daddy Matt to ask for a paternity test.