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		<title>BREAKING: Weird Al Yankovic Pied Today</title>
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		<title>Powell Endorsement Blows McCain Campaign</title>
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		<title>Probst Hosts TV&#8217;s Bucket List</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From EW.com: Survivorâ€™s Jeff Probst has created â€” and will host â€” a new reality pilot for CBS&#8230; The show, Live Like Youâ€™re Dying, will feature a person who has been given a terminal diagnosis with a finite amount of time to live and â€œtake them on the last adventure of their life,â€ according to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Howell Endorsement Cinches Obama Win</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A surprise twist in an already surprising election, millionaire Thurston Howell, III, has publicly announced his support for Democratic candidate, Barack Obama. A resident of Newport, Rhode Island and a Harvard graduate, Howell&#8217;s support of Obama&#8217;s campaign comes as a lethal blow to the McCain camp. A McCain representative seemed unphased, stating, &#8220;It&#8217;s probably just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin&#8217;s Speeches Getting Out of Hand</title>
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		<title>Keith Angry!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[MSNBC&#8217;s Keith Olbermann takes McCain to school re: his hurt feelings over campaign mudslinging. Olbermann makes Sam Kinison look like Steven Wright. [Clip via WLAMTA]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Mimes How Nancy Reagan Broke Her Pelvis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Stella ain&#8217;t the only one who got her groove back!&#8221; [pic via Farts, etc.]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain: As President I Will Start All Speeches With &#8220;Get Well Soon&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In last night&#8217;s Presidential debate against That One, McCain started off with a trademarked hospital-shout-out &#8212; this time to former First Lady Nancy Reagan, who is apparently healing her broken pelvis. The Maverick just can&#8217;t help himself &#8211; he has a lot of friends in the hospital. I guess he&#8217;s just at that age. Meanwhile, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[His lanyard says, &#8220;I&#8217;m Batman.&#8221; [Bat tips via Fishboy]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.junkiness.com/index.php/2008/07/28/must-save-action-figures-from-joker/</link>
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		<title>Levi McNayNay</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Our favorite L-I-V-I-N actor and his girlfriend welcomed a baby boy, Levi Alves McNayNay, into the world on Monday night. Sources claim Levi was born fully clothed, prompting Daddy Matt to ask for a paternity test.]]></description>
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